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Leprechauns Flargon, Dingle, and Merle steal a rainbow-creating device from Dr. Weird for use in a conspiracy to steal shoes. When Carl falls prey to their scheme, Frylock and the Aqua Teens investigate.

Flargon is voiced by Scott Hilley and Merle is voiced by Andy Merrill. 

Mothmonsterman escapes from Dr. Weird’s lair and threatens trouble for the Aqua Teens if they don’t leave their lights on. Master Shake suspects him to be Count Dracula, and later believes a school bus is possessed by Dracula’s ghost.

Mothmonsterman is voiced by H. Jon Benjamin, Assisted Living Dracula is played by Don Kennedy, and the nurse is played by Mary Kraft. 

A well-mannered benevolent entity made of mold inhabits the household and befriends Meatwad. Shake becomes jealous, as everyone likes “Ol’ Drippy” more than him.

Ol’ Drippy is voiced by Todd Field. 

MC Pee Pants, a rap star whom Meatwad idolizes, turns out to be an anthropomorphic spider who puts subliminal messages in his songs as part of a convoluted scheme to unleash demons from Hell to run a massive diet pill pyramid scheme.

MC Pee Pants is voiced by MC Chris. 

Frylock buys Meatwad a new doll named “Happy Time Harry”. It turns out that the doll is a depressed, cynical, suicidal, knife-wielding, drug-addicted alcoholic who makes Meatwad as depressed and cynical as he is.

Happy Time Harry is voiced by David Cross (credited as “Sir Willups Brightslymoore”). 

The Plutonians unsuccessfully try to clone Master Shake, instead creating “Major Shake,” an abomination with a boombox protruding from his abdomen and feminine shoes on his feet. Major Shake is sent to earth as part of the Plutonians’ plan to “de-terraform” Earth.

Major Shake is voiced by Matt Harrigan. 

A mummy found in the basement of the Aqua Teens’ house frightens Frylock into pandering to its every command with the threat of a curse.

The Love Mummy is voiced by Tom Clark. 

While using Frylock’s computer to access a search engine, Master Shake and Meatwad accidentally cause the house to be infested with giant material pop-up ads, controlled by an Internet deity named “The Wwwyzzerdd.”

Wwwyzzerdd is voiced by Todd Hanson. 

Master Shake tries to find his missing PDA, and ends up accusing Romulox, a tar monster who’s also a pretentious yuppie, of stealing it.

Romulox is voiced by Todd Barry and Carl’s Insurance Adjuster (”Vishal”) is voiced by Vishal Roney. 

As a Christmas present for themselves, Master Shake and Carl split the cost of a mail-order bride from Chechnya, who locks herself in Carl’s house when she gets a good look at her new “husbands.”

Svetlana is voiced by Rita McGrath and the Wedding DJ is voiced by George Lowe. 

Carl is harassed by a robotic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future, who fills Carl’s pool and plumbing with elven blood and tells Carl his house is cursed because it was built on a graveyard for elves.

Glenn Danzig is voiced by himself. 

Frylock develops a spherical supercomputer/game console that he calls the OoGhiJ MIQtxxXA (Klingon for “superior galactic intelligence”), which is accidentally sent back in time. It ends up in the hands of a caveman, Oog, who gains super-intelligence and longevity with the help of the computer, then takes out a patent on it.

Oog is voiced by Jon Glaser. 

A “Japanese”-speaking alien creature named Travis of the Cosmos takes over Shake’s body, learns English, pees over everything and tries to get a job, dental plan, and 401(k).

Travis of the Cosmos is voiced by Brooks Braselman. 

Meatwad listens continuously to “4 Da Shorteez” by Sir Loin. He deprives Master Shake and Frylock of every scrap of food, apparently Sir Loin doesn’t care of the food is “Old, cold, or covered in mold, it’s for the shorties.” In the end, the Aqua Teens discover that Sir Loin is actually MC Pee Pants reincarnated as a cow, with plans of collecting garbage flies and using their acid spit to melt bank walls. Frylock convinces MC to go get a loan instead, with results much like the last time they met.

MC Chris reprises his role as MC Pee Pants/Sir Loin. 

Frylock, along with Shake, Meatwad, and a very reluctant Carl, try to defeat Wayne “The Main Brain” McClane at a game of bar trivia.

Ned Hastings guest stars as himself, while Wayne is voiced by Seth MacFarlane. 

It’s Meatwad’s birthday and Shake can’t stand “Happy Birthday To You,” so he has a new heavy-metal song commissioned–then he has to figure out how to pay for it. Zakk Wylde and Geddy Lee are becoming impatient.

Zakk Wylde guest stars as the song’s co-writer. 

It’s Halloween, and the Aqua Teen Hunger Force discovers a “monster” in their attic: a giant onion-like spider named Willie Nelson who shaves every two days. Shake makes fun of him, then tries to teach him how to scare people, not knowing the truth about Willie.

Willie Nelson is voiced by Tom Scharpling. 

Shake discovers an underground cavern where the Broodwich, a diabolically delicious (but cursed) sandwich, rests. Every bite sends him to a hellish place for a few seconds, and anyone who eats the whole thing is trapped there and killed by a short creature with an axe. Shake narrowly escapes his fate by picking off the sun-dried tomatoes.

Jerry (the axe guy) is voiced by Jon Glaser, while Isaac Hayes III plays the disembodied voice heard throughout the episode. 

The “wisdom cube,” a cube from outer space, comes to the Aqua Teens’ yard. It claims to have all of the wisdom in the universe, but it does little to reinforce its claim, instead playing telephone pranks and telling boring stories.

Jon Schnepp and Brian Posehn (credited as “Jason Todd”) play the voices of the Wisdom Cubes. 

Skeeter and DP, two extremely drunk aliens from a stereotypical fraternity, land in the Aqua Teens’ backyard, and prove to be nuisances.

Patton Oswalt(credited as Shecky Chucklestein) provides the voices of DP and Skeeter. 

Carl gets a wig containing alien DNA that turns him into what seems to be a clown. A rare glimpse into the future ends the episode.

Hayden Ward plays the voice of Carl’s girlfriend, and Matt Maiellaro plays the voice of the Styro Head. 

The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future returns as Turkitron, a robotic turkey sent to the past to save the great, great, great, great, great grandfather of ‘Goblox’, the future leader of the turkey rebellion against the Master Chickens.

Seth Green appears as himself, Matt Maiellaro is Turkitron, and Barry Mills plays Hustlin’ Tom Turkey. 

A billboard with the face of a famous religious icon seems to have given Meatwad the gift of child. A strange aura of political correctness also appears frequently as Fry explains to Meatwad about Cartoon Network’s Standards and Practices whenever Meatwad mentions Jesus by name.

Production information
Dave Willis’s inspiration to “impregnate” Meatwad came from his wife’s pregnancy during the production and writing of the episode. The idea of people seeing Jesus on a billboard came from a 1991 billboard in Atlanta, Georgia of a forkful of spaghetti, which people saw as the face of Jesus.

Ted Nugent portrays a likeness of himself in this episode. They recorded in a studio in Texas while Ted was there on a hunting trip. Nugent also suggested the badger loin cloth that his animated self wore.

The standards and practices video was derived from problems that Cartoon Network (Europe) had with the first version of the episode, in particular the use of Jesus. 

MC Pee Pants returns from hell as an elderly rapping phenomenon. This time, he sings the song “Please Come Visit Me, Dawg” to entice vampires from Transylvania to come and bite him, in the hopes of making him immortal and thus allowing him to skip his numerous reincarnation visits with Satan. As always, the Aqua Teens have a hand in his demise.

Little Brittle is voiced by MC Chris. 

Forced to become employed, Frylock and Shake begin working in the food service industry. After Meatwad gets into the medicine cabinet while under Carl’s supervision, Frylock creates a robotic babysitter to take care of him. Shake is flippant and impossible, even more so, while at work.

The Robositter is voiced by Sarah Silverman (credited as “Big S”). 

The Mooninites distribute a deceptively easy video game (most likely a parody of The Last Starfighter) in an attempt to start a pyramid scheme.

This episode was renamed “Mooninites 4: The Final Mooning” on the Aqua Teen Hunger Force volume 4 DVD. 

Meatwad and Carl compete to see who can lose the most weight. Carl wins after eating a special candy bar with surprise ingredients. Meatwad can’t stand a balanced diet and simply gains more, and Shake pleads to be part of the bet and eventually becomes a husk of his former self via vacuum cleaner.

This episode was once originally going to be titled “South Bronx Paradise Diet”. The volume 4 DVD has it retitled “The South Bronx Parasite Diet”.

The large larva is voiced by Akhenaton Nickens. 

Shake and Carl compete for the affections of a ditzy civil servant who moonlights as an exotic dancer (and sometimes gets her jobs confused).

Dusty Gozongas is voiced by Scott Thompson (credited as “Veronica Billingsley”). 

Shake starts hallucinating when a band of “Hypno-Germs” invade his brain and try to stage an outlandish play inside his head.

Bean Wizard is voiced by Bob Odenkirk (credited as “Vance Hammersly”), Germ King is voiced by Eric Wareheim, and the basketball is voiced by Tim Heidecker. 

Carl is left to babysit Dewey, Vanessa, and Boxy Brown while the Aqua Teens are vacationing in Panama City, Florida. A rare glimpse into what it is to be Carl, his motivations, aspirations and dreams.

This episode was renamed “Spacegate World” on the Aqua Teen Hunger Force volume 4 DVD. 

Shake becomes a mobile phone sales representative. This is the first episode that advertises for a real company brand (Boost Mobile and AXE Body Spray).

The Boost Mobile phone is voiced by Killer Mike (credited as “Michael Render”). 

A fast food restaurant’s “Rip-n-Win” contest awards Carl the “prize” of genital mutilation. The word dick is said 53 times. In the credits, everyone’s first name is replaced with “Dick.”

Tommy Blacha (credited as Dick Blacha) and Brendon Small (credited as Dick Small in the original airing, credited as Donald Cock in later airings.) guest star. 

Frylock notices a strange growth on his face; a biopsy reveals this to be malignant melanoma. The time machine he built goes to waste as Frylock, facing the uncertainty of recovery and the debilitating effects of chemotherapy, sinks into depression. Meatwad, Shake, Carl, and Andrew W.K. try to console and cheer him the only way they know how: parties and fire.

This episode features a cameo by Eugene Mirman as Dr. Eugene Mirman

The song performed by Andrew W.K. under cameo can be downloaded from his website: 

An unusually persuasive gutter salesman interrupts an otherwise charming discourse on good times and good friends.

• This is the second episode in which Meatwad dies.

Tera Patrick is voiced by herself. 

While Master Shake and Meatwad get arrested for D.U.I., legendary New York Giants center Bart Oates appears and influences Carl to change his life.

Bart Oates is voiced by himself. 

Carl unwittingly endangers the planet when he accepts free television service and an alien currency (said to equal forty dollars in worth) in exchange for maintaining a massive alien antenna for a month.

George Lowe is voiced by himself, with the first word in the episode, in which he says, was Beefy, which could also be a reference to his other character he is best known as, which is Space Ghost on SGC2C, and the aliens are voiced by Mike Judge and Will Forte. 

Shake takes on the most important role of his life—that of a father. However, as with most things, Shake attempts to take advantage of the situation and becomes the proverbial “hockey-dad.”

Ezekiel is voiced by Patton Oswalt (credited as “Shecky Chucklestein”). 

When the Aqua Teens are cocooned in the desert by their landlord Marcula, Carl tries to sell their house to robots.

This episode was originally released as an extra feature of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Zombie Ninja Pro-Am video game. 

A trio of Sirens (Chrysanthemum, The BJ Queen, and John Kruk) move into the Aqua Teens’ house and catch Carl’s interest.

Guest appearances from Neko Case, Kelly Hogan, and former professional baseball star John Kruk. 

Carl’s new male enhancement device produces some unsavory side effects, including radioactive human waste. Ground contamination leads the whole of Meatwad’s deceased pets to come back for some sexually transmitted zombification laced revenge.

This episode is spelled “Ridickulous” on the ATHF official website’s episode guide. 

Carl buys a recorder that has an ulterior motive. Seemingly unrelated, Carl’s home becomes a haven for furries. We learn that Frylock’s gem holds the power of 1,000 suns.

Special Guest appearance from Scott Adsit 

A murderous ventriloquist dummy makes a discovery and finds love. Shake finds a way to profit.

Special Guest Appearance from T-Pain and Joshua Homme 

Frylock flees to Canada when Meatwad unwittingly enlists the Aqua Teens into the Marine Corps. Meanwhile, Shake and Meatwad go AWOL and pretend to be gay to escape the service.

At the end, a short advertisement shows the ATHF Movie DVD, Zombie Ninja Pro-Am and a ATHF Volume 6 DVD. 

Frylock decides to invite his MySpace friends over for the evening. Much like the Aqua Teens and to Frylock’s surprise, their MySpace avatars are correct and they too are anthropomorphic food. A meth-addicted mango, an abused tangerine and an alcoholic Banana all find Jesus, but revert back to their ways after meeting the Aqua Teens.

Guest appearances by David Cross (credited as “Sir Willups Brightslymoore”), H. Jon Benjamin (credited as Jon “the Hammer” Benjamin”), and Kristen Schaal (credited as “Frannie Hood”)

This episode makes a joke about Futurama being removed from Adult Swim, as Comedy Central had bought the rights to the show.